Back to theory telling

Ok, now lets put the previous few entries behind us, from on onwards, its the old ernest with his cock theories again. A bit brain dead from the projects doing sessions, sian. This is call writer's block, see, i also got 墨水one, i also can be sophisticated. Ok, since someone complained dun wan BGR theory, today i shall write about ah sia gia.

DO you know what is "ah sia gia"? It means those rich man's son. In ntu, got alot, you thought students driving cars already quite big fuck already, but some even more power, they dun drive normal corolla or sunny, instead they drive BMW, Mercs CLK, Ferrari, EVO, Porsche etc. WTH right, i know some even more power, they dun have license, but got car waiting at home for them to drive loh.Hey, i'm not jealous ok, juz wanna discuss if these type of people will suceed in life later on. From young, they had been showered in money, when they go into in society, will they succeed? TV always show these people will in the end waste all their parents money away, then all the so-called friends left them, then they become super poor thing. But in reality will such things really happen? I personally dun think so, unless these ah sia gia are really moronic ah, if not, i think they would jolly well succeed in life loh, as the rich will tend to get richer, while the poor needs to work very hard.
How come i think they will succeed? Who won't, you tell me? Their parents left them with so much money, they can juz anyhow start a business, then can earn money alreadi, or they juz need to succeed their parents business, juz sit at their tables receive money can le. But they must be sure dun be stupid and kanna cheated by the people they thought are their frens lah. 1 very easy way for them to succeed is, but some shops, then rent out earn rents can alreadi, or juz deposit their money in somewhere to earn interest also can. Who won't succeed with these kind of advantages in life? Only the really moronic ones loh, those who use money as toilet money, only know how to spend, never even try 1 bit to earn.
But 1 major disadvantage for them to be born rich is that, they won't enjoy the results one earned after putting in alot of hard work. So for us who are not borned with a gold, silver or even bronze spoon in mouth, we should work very hard to try to climb to the same level as them, then overtake them. Such fulfillment should be very song one bah. Ha ha.
This theory is rubbish right, sorry about that, writer's block.

Happy Birthday Final version

Miss Vista, Happy Birthday to you! Wanted to get you a birthday present, but dunno what you want, you said you need a school bag, went to see, but dunno what type of school bag you want. But now, i'm sure your bf would get for you, so no need me to get le ba. Take care!

Happy Birthday part 3

I just noticed something, that miss vista's birthday is on friday, not thursday, but date still correct lah, stupid me. Nobody noticed right? then treat it as i had never make that mistake. Anyway, i had made the corrections.
Miss Vista, Happy Birthday! Heard that you got bf le, good for you, should i be happy for you? I should, right? But how come, i dun? Instead I got this soury feeling and I feel damn lousy, to the extent of du lan. Dun misunderstood, I'm not du lan with miss vista or her bf, but i'm du lan with myself, why i never make good use of my chance? Its like in a soccer match, i got a golden opportunity, a open goal, but i ge heao (extra), try to do pattern, shoot, hit the crossbar, then the other team counter and score and i lost the match. This type of regret loh, wtf.

Anyway, my 202 group people very nice, they know i damn upset, then they all try to console me loh, by talking about super lame stuff, trying to act like the usual me, make me dunno wanna cry or laugh. Then we tok many topics, like should we be happy for our exs when they found a new partner, well all of us agree that we should lah, but the guys feel that only after some time, while the gers believe that we will be happy immediately if they found someone, wat type of bullshit is that, but nvm, i also no mood to argue with that yesterday. Then one of the ger came up with a theory which i shall cope and use it here. This girl has only 1 serious relationship before loh, but you dun think she like dunno anything loh, this theory of hers is super 伟大, but super unrealistic. Haha. Ok, here goes......
She said that after one ends a relationship, he or she can only go into another relationship after he or she has totally forgotten about the previous one. Like that, it will be fair to the next partner. How unrealistic this can be, i feel that the best way to forgot about the previous one is to go into another one, ok, this may be unfair to that person, but u must also like that person then be together lah. It may be a bit unfair, but with another person's love, then it will be faster for u to forget about the previous one what. If what she says should be how we behave, that means after every relationship, one must wait for about 2 years, then can get into another one? We will always have memories of our previous r/s, it is such memories that teach us how to behave and treat the next bf/gf better. For example, you will know how to take care of someone when she falls sick or what certain expressions means. Learn to say facial expressions is very important and hard to master, especially for guys. Girls will always do stunts on loh, their mouth may say no lah, its alright, but the facial expressions may be smily smily, but only thru experience that u know that face actually means, if u dare to do it, tonight you will get it from me. All guys should try to master this 盖世武功。 Shit, i'm out of point already. Ok to link back, i feel that we should not wait until we totally forget about the previous one then we get into a new r/s, we should be fair to the new partner and once we are certain that if the previous one wanted to patch, we won't do it, then we can get into a new relationship, and by receiving love, then we can empty the love occupied by the previous relationship.
Normally it shouldn't be too long, especially for gers. Guys normally wun wait until the love is totally gone one, haha, ok lah, not all, but most loh. I'm the only exception, haha, sorry about that!

Happy Birthday part 2

As promised, i shall wish miss Vista Happy birthday again! Sing a birthday song for u, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to miss vista, Happy Birthday to you! May u stay young and pretty forever!

Ok, now i shall start on other stuff. Today i went to do my 202 project at one of my projectmate's place.
This is a pic of my 202 project group. On the right is angeline, the "dao" tall ger in our group, next to her is fenru, the blur leader, in the middle is eunice, the funky fierce woman. 2nd from the right is David, the smart tall guy. Lastly is me lah, no need to introduce myself. My 202 group people are all very lame, funny and sporting. Whenever we are in a discussion, there will always be someone who started to get out of point and talk about other things, normally is me lah, but the rest are also doing it more frequently. Like for today, we are discussing halfway, then someone start talking about Singapore Idol, forgot who le, i think its me. Ok ok, next example, we were discussing , then fenru start whispering to angeline about someone's eyebrow. Even our blur leader will also tok cock. Let me give a brief intro of them. Fenru is the leader of our group, cos she was the most enthu in the first place, but she is super blur loh, very fun to suan her one, then she can take it also. Sometimes see her blur face, kanna disturb also dunno face, damn funny loh. You dun see her face like angel, she will also suan people one loh. Next is Angeline, she is the really tall ger loh, then like wat David says, she got this really attitude face, like everybody owe her money like that, but she is actually a very nice ger, will help to think of weird stunts for us to perform on others, like today, which i will tok about later. The shortest ger is Eunice, she is very fierce and ungrateful one. Then she is like this spoilt brat loh, always expect us to listen to her, haha, no lah, she actually very nice one, she is like the mother loh, always nagging at us, but sometimes also very mischievous, always say people. Treat her good, she will take advantage, then wun appreciate. Like we wanted to celebrate her birthdy for her, she bo chap loh. Next up is David, the smart one, dean's list leh. Dun think smart people are all nerds loh, he also like the rest of us, always gossip about people and keep suaning people. His favourite is to suan Fenru. THis project group of mine, very sporting one, we will suan everybody in the group loh, no one is spared. All very lame one, always tok cock. They love to bully me loh, especially eunice and fenru. I think is cos they can't bully their bf, so come and bully me. I so poor thing loh.
TOday something very funny happened, we were on our way to dinner, then david and fenru was so engrossed in a conversation, then angeline suggested that we quickly go hide, which we did, then they never even noticed until a distance later, see our group is so childish and lame, still dare to say i'm the lame one, actually i'm the most serious one loh. HAHA, as if. But overall, this is a very fun group to be in, dun see we like keep playing, when time do really do project, we will do our job and excel in it, so into it, that we will even quarrel very fiercely, no lah, actually only eunie and david. The rest of us, very nice people. Haha, all nice lah.

Sorry about that leh, today no special theory, bo bian, not really free, tml maybe.

Happy Birthday part 1

Well, seems like there had been some differing opinions regarding my previous post, haha. I had always been at the side of the actual bf one, but if really got some cb gia come and disturb and suay suay your gf choose to follow him, then too bad loh. Most people probably would blame the ger, saying she is a 贱女人，but don't you all think, the bf should question himself first. If he had treat her well in the first place, if he had perform the duties of a good bf, why he had not managed to make her fall deeply in love with him. If he had treat her very well, being a very good bf and managing to make her love him very much, then she would surely not had left him in the first place. Ok, not surely, but highly unlikely for her to left him. I admit there are other uncertainties, like he not having the ability financially to provide for her, or he unable to satisfy her in whatever possible ways (think for yourself, no need for me to spell out).

Ok, now let me start on my true purpose of this entry. This friday, on the 29th, is the birthday of someone that holds a very special place in my heart. I would like to use this blog of mine to wish her a very happy birthday. I don't think she would be able or bothered to see this, but i would still try my luck. Since she is such a special person to me, i would like to keep wishing her a very happy birthday from today until her birthday. Ok, here goes!
Miss Vista (can't use her real name, don't think she would like it), Happy Birthday to you! May you do well for whatever you are doing! May you find someone great soon! (got a feeling that you already had, even though i hope u do find someone great soon, i would still have a sour feeling thinking about it) But, honestly, HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

No special theory for this entry

Today is thursday, it is a very special day, firstly, thursday is the day that i booked out and its the day that i can slack at home for 3 days. But today is different, today is the last day of school for me. No schools for me at least for a week. Yeah!!! But the week is still fully packed, 2 projects to be done and 2 quizs to be studied. Stupid sia. Dun really know what to write.

Anyway, today is the last day of the 2 lunar seven months. This 2 months have been quite unlucky for me, 1 terrible incident happened and it is the only thing i did that i have ever regreted in my whole life. A few years back, also regreted 1 thing, but now never regret le, but i'm sure this incident i will forever remember and forever be remorseful. Sometimes i will even have nightmares about it loh, and that incident will juz flash back into my mind suddenly. Really regret loh, hope that person will forgive me, even myself can't forgive myself loh, and i'm such a happy-go-lucky guy. Never really tell anyone about this incident in details and i hope to keep it this way. Hope time can let me forget about this incident and hope that "you" can forgive me!

How can my entry be without any theory, right? So i shall write a short extention theory to the life cycle theory. Well, i said that uni guys will go chase the gers right. This theory is about this 横刀夺爱。Do you all think that guys that go chase after gers that alreadi have bf is evil or 缺德？ Well, i myself got 2 opposing views. I was of this view that nope, it is not evil, the guy is only giving the ger another option, let her think if the current bf is the "one" for her, if its not, then the guy is only doing her a favour, let her end the time wastage once and for all. Then i began to think in the position of the bf, then i realised how devastating it will be for him, then i began to see the light, yes, it is evil, such behaviour will almost surely earn him foul curses and even treated as 小人 and kanna beaten by slippers. After consulting some "professionals", they told me that it is indeed evil, but if that guy has really fallen for a girl with bf, then he should respect the bf and not go after the ger. However, he is allowed to let the ger know of his feelings and if the feeling is shared by the ger, then without any wooing, he can still get her. So in conclusion, if there is any guys out there who has fallen for gers with bf, then they should respect the bf and not go after the gers, but they are allowed to confess their feeling, if kanna rejected, then Sorry about that!

PS: juz now then find out that actually got many people leaving comments, juz that i never go accept only, so sorry. There was even a suggestion for me to get a tagboard, well i had thought of it, but i scared if no people tag, then i will be so xia suay. But dun care, for u, monteiro, i shall go have one, you better tag on it.

First theory I ever had

Today is a bit unusual, normally all the entries i wrote is done in the comfort of my home, with the aircon on, i can stop halfway and lie now on my bed, but for this amazing entry, i shall do it in NTU's nbs fal. With about hundred people around me, anticipating this amazing entry, haha, as if. As you all can see, i had added in a counter below to count all of the great people to come and visit this great blog, hahaha. Last time i still thought nobody will be so free to come look at it, but hey, 27 visitors in less and a week, not bad loh for my standard, ok ok, about 6 of this is me.

Now i shall start on this great and the first theory i ever had. Those of you who knew me, should have heard me say before, that is a guy and a ger cannot be purely good friends. Yah yah yah, i have heard many people saying, can loh, i got this good girl friend or guy friend. Wait, before u start rebutting, let me define pure good friends. Pure as in the guy and the ger will want each other to be good friends only, meaning, they had never like each other before and they won't like each other in the future. This is very hard to be true loh, i'm sure guys get close to gers is for the sake of trying to woo the ger, although their mouth say no, i only wan to be good friends, yah, bullshit. Even if they start as normal friends, but ended up as good friends, in the end one will either fall for the other one. 日久生情 leh. I have seen so many people who started out as good friends, but ended up as couple loh and many who ended up as good friends after they broke up and many who ended up as good friends because the guy likes the ger or the other way round.
Many of you might think that, still its not true at all, then i shall explain what is good friend in my definition. A guy and ger good friend means they will sure their happiness, their misery, their troubles and they will chat with each other once awhile, even going out together alone. People who dunno them might think that they are couples, meaning that they acted like couples, minus the holding hands and other intimate stuffs.
Still think my theory is rubbish? Then prove it to me then, that you have a good friend of the opposite sex and the good friend must fall under the above definition and both of you have never like each other before and won't fall for the other in the future. But most likely, time will prove that my theory is right and when that happens, i only got one thing to say and that is SORRY ABOUT THAT!

All part of the life cycle?

I'm back. As usual for this week, i shall add in a new entry. For the past week, damn stressed and had a lack of sleep, cos of this stupid project. Thought had finally get rid of the project, but wtf, another one is coming up, or should i say, another one is already up and waving at me. Arghhhh, but at least no more presentation. I hate presentation, cos my grasp of english has deteriorate due to me mixing with this guy too much. Yes, Mr Woo, its you, no need to siam.

Ok, now, i shall write about another stupid theory of mine. Its called, the life cycle of Guys in their late teens from JC. As everybody knows there are many couples from JC, then after they completed their A levels, the guy bo bian has to go NS, while the gal will go to UNI. Well, both are going thru a new phase in life, both have to meet new people, both will be busy. It may seem like both are having similar terms in life, but it is not the same. Well, uni life is very stressful, after a tough day in school, the gal will be in need of some love and concern, then when they turn to their bf, the bf after a tough day in NS, will want some sleep and hence choose to ignore the gf. The gal will tend to be unsure of her love for him. Now the problems will start. The gal will be unsure of her feeling for the guy, now another guy or guys appear. These are older, more mature and nicer Uni students. Been older and after serving NS, the guys will be more mature, they will treat the gers better. Then as usual, all guys tend to treat gers better during the courting days. Now the gers will be thinking, why should i still be with that old lazy guy who doesn't treat me nicely, and when i graduate, i have to enter the workforce first, i have to pay for our dates? The uni guys will be treating her so nicely, then her feelings will be so confused. After more perseverance from the uni guys, the ger will break up with the army guy and be with the mature uni guy. This is very common in uni. Then the army guys will be so heartbroken, then they will get desperate, and when they reach uni, they will try to tackle the gers younger than them by 2 years or more. All this is part of the life cycle. Well, surely there are many exceptions, but there are also many proven cases. This is juz one of my stupid theory, NS guys' sad life cycle. If u dun agree, then sorry about that!
In a way, NS has cost many guys their girlfriends, but this is not a reason why Singapore's birth rate is declining, as the gers will end up with uni guys. However, the govt has try to minimise the guys' misery by introducing the SDU and positioning schools with male dominance next to schools with female dominance.

Skills VS Attributes(条件）, mainly looks

Hi, after one week of absence, i'm finally back to write this blog of mine. Yesterday after watching 大男人，小男人，inside the Melissa said something to Norman, she said that girls choose partners based on attributes as well, guys with good terms are more in demand then guys without. This conversation reminds me of a theory that i had for very long liao. Today i shall talk about this theory and start the ball of my own weird theories rolling.

Well, i'm had always thinking, if two guys wanna chase the same girl, would 1 with the looks and no skills win her heart or 1 with the move, damn good in wooing girls, but without looks(not super ugly lah, but average looking loh) win? Well, i'm sure many people had seen gers that are damn chio having super cannot make-it guys. I'm also damn sure, that almost all the guys would be thinking, wtf, even i'm better than him and everybody would have thought, wat does she see in him?

Well, a weird theory of mine is that the guy is damn skillful in wooing gers, know wat to say, able to sweettalk damn well, maybe have $$$, unlikely to have the brains, but maybe have lah. This type of guys have proved to me many times that skills are better in attracting gers. However, I have also see some guys who are damn kum gong in wooing gers lah, or should i say no need to have skills but they are quite yandao. These yandaos juz need to smile and thats it, "fishes" are hooked.
This bring me to my comparison, guys with looks are more in damand or guys with skills. After researching, as if i really so bo liao to go research, i found that that guys with looks win hands down, no fight at all. The only chance they might lose to a super skillful guy is that they are idiots, dunno how to treat a gers normally. Even if yandaos treat the gers like shit, they will still flock to them. Super skillful guys can win lah, but need super effort.
In conclusion, yandaos (even if they are jerks) win, super skillful liars come in close second, good guys come in 3rd only winning the super er xin guys.
Really can't understand howcome the gers like super yandao jerks, only to be hurt in the end. Can't they learn the lessons from movies and drama serials? Also can't understand why the gers believe the super skillful liars, kanna bluff once still wun learn lesson. I would encouage guys to ask ur female frens to open their eyes and ears, look beyond the surface, listen beyond the superficial. In the end, its the good guys who gets hurt. I suggest guys to be either super yandao or be super liars. 男人不坏，女人不爱？ This is juz 1 of my stupid theory, if got people get offended, then SORRY ABOUT THAT!
PS: I'm sure in this 大男人， 小男人，Melissa will end up with Norman, even if the plastic surgeon is a good guy loh, hurting him in the process. Is this really the sad case of good guys?


Super yandao, Super liar, Super good guy or Super erxin gia?

Sorry about that!!!

Sorry about that! Lazy Ernest has created a blog. Those who know me will be quite surprised that lazy ernest has created one. Last time, i had even say that i will never do such boliao things, but haha, now i no life, so create one loh.

Ok, let me give it a proper 开幕典礼！ Everybody, welcome to my blog. Thanks for coming! 招待不周, 真不好意思!

Why is my blog's name sorry about that? Ha, cos that is my 口头禅, actually first heard from jiahao, but i keep using, until its mine, haha! Sorry about that, jiahao! Recently, thought of writing a book, inside all my weird theories, but my english too lousy already, then too lazy to write also, so give up on the idea. Never mind, i write in blog loh. Since i'm such a lazy ass, i wun keep undate my blog. Nobody cares also! Let me start this first "article" by introducing about myself...
Ai yah, troublesome, see my profile ba. Too much for first entry le, next time then continue. Sorry about that!