Proudest Day of my life

A few days ago, a friend sent me this pic. It was the day when i got back my O Level results. It was supposed to be the proudest day of my life. Whenever i thought back of that day, i would be damn proud of it. I can still remember that exact day clearly, as if it just happened yesterday.

It was (dunno wat date), the day i collect my O level results. I went back to school early to play soccer with my fellow classmates then. Very sweaty after that, i went Jiahao's house to bathe first. I then received my gf then's phonecall. " Hey, Tan Chee Wee told us the results already, i got 10 points, blah blah blah..." Well, she was one of the spice girls group, a bunch of studious girls in my class, so she got back to school early with her group to talk cock with the teacher. I replied: "Very good lah, then me leh?" "Dunno leh, he dun wan reveal much." Feeling very excited, i quickly went to school with the guys, thinking that maybe i can get 10 points, since she is always better than me by little bit only. After reaching school, Tan Chee Wee, our form teacher, talked to everyone except me lah, telling them their grades, "Clarence, well done, single digit, Jiahao, all As, but english not so good, 12 points, blah blah blah..." He only talked to those who did quite well, he never come talk to me, i felt nervous already, shit, does that mean i didn't do well? Then the principal went to talk, blah blah blah, then she suddenly start to announce the top students, starting with 10 points. Jiajun was beside me, i told him that Tan Chee Wee like never talk to me, maybe i didn't do well, the most is 10 points, keeping my fingers crossed, i hoped for Ernest to be called, one by one, people went up, then she said, ok now for the 9 pointers. My heart sank, shit, i didn't do very well. Jiajun was consoling me. Then the pincipal said, the first person is Ernest Lin. I was still feeling sad, this name like very familiar leh, who is it ah, it didn't occur to me that it was me. Jiajun then shaked me and told me to go up, "Ernest Lin, are you here?" I then woke up, omg, its me. HAHAHAHAHA, i then went up and received my results, still very stunned. She then carry on, "Pauline Hong", she came up and there are some catcalls. I then asked her, thought u say u got 10? She: yah loh, that Tan Chee Wee say its 10 leh. Forgot wat else we said, later then we went to take photo, and voila....

It was supposed to be my proudest day lah, but after taking a look at this photo, i cannot believed my eyes. WTF, i looked damn COCK lah, spoil all my beautiful image of that wonderful day. Now although can never be that proud, but at least i am not that COCK anymore.

Question that proves Singapore University students are dumb dumb

Yesterday a fren sent me a sms about a maths question, supposedly for primary school kids, but 99% of university undergrads got it wrong, wanting to prove it wrong, i ans the sms. I got correct in my first try, haha. I then forwarded the sms to many frens to see if they can get it correct. Out of about 20 people, only 2 got correct, haha, so its not true 99% are dumb dumb.
The tough question is:
A customer went to Mr Goon's shop to buy a gift. The gift cost $18, but Mr Goon is selling at $21. The customer then give Mr Goon a $100 note, having no small change, Mr Goon then exchange the money with his neighbour, Mr Doo. Mr Goon then pay back $79 to the customer. Later Mr Doo found out that the $100 note is fake, having no choice, Mr Goon have to give back $100 to Mr Doo. In this transaction, how much did Mr Goon lost?

4 weeks to go

4 more weeks, then it will be my 2nd last exam period, at least for the near future. Normally exam period should be relax, just study for exam can already, but NTU got this stupid schedule. This week i got 1 project, then next week, got 3 projects due, 2 quizzes on the same day. Wah lao, siao liao lah, suddenly i'm stressed, panicked liao. Shit, i must start to study this week and pai the projects le. This past month alot of people become quite anti-social, think i should start to become anti-social le. I really must study le, must maintain this stress mode, if not i won;t study one.
And i sort of made up my mind to apply for wat jobs liao. Think i shall go big 4, no point applying banks, dun wan the mundane jobs, while the challenging jobs wun want me. Actually not big 4, i think i will apply the big 2 and the smaller one. A partner at one of the big4 say one, " actually its big3 and the other one, but one of the big3 got such a bad reputation that it must have some truth in it, so it only left 2." In case u dunno which 2 left, its the one where everyone wanna go and my company lah. But i think i will apply pwc, ey and deloitte only. Dun wan go the better paying one, not due to the reputation, but cos of someone. Everyone say surely can get in big4, but what if suay suay i can't get in, then i never apply banks, how ah? Will i be jobless? Argh, wat the heck, the most go and sell wan ton mee loh, hahahaha, be my wan ton mee prince.

PS: i really wan it badly, anyway to get it?

Unlucky Start

Wah, the beginning to this week sucked. On monday i found that i misplaced my jacket, but i couldn't remember where i lost it. This windbreaker very memorable to me, it had been with me for 7 years already. Got it during J1, it had been through all major exams with me, and now it is gone. WTH..... Anyone see my windbreaker, please let me know. It is a black Nike windbreaker.
Then yesterday i began to feel sick, WTF lah, thursday got 2 quiz, then i fall sick now, should let me fall sick on thurs mah. Anyway, i haven really sick yet, juz felt that my head very heavy, then abit nausea. Someone told me its the weather, this type of comment very auntie right? Only aunties like my mum will say such things loh, young people like us wun comment so. I believe its the dinner i took yesterday, its super oily loh. In case u dunno, i ate fried hor fan from a canteen and i dun wan go far to buy dinner, so i da bao nearby. Dun wanna name the hall.
Thought of taking MC for my 304 quiz, but what the heck, i changed my mind, think i'm going to take the quiz, unless i really damn sick on thurs.
In conclusion, think i need to go pray pray first, luck running out. And there is a choice 11 now. An Adidas jacket.
Most prob it will be like last year when i ended up with nothing, haha.
PS: England rulz, the England in rugby world cup. They in final already, when no one think they can make it, they overcome every obstacles. Johnny Wilkinson! So i really wan that england rugby jersey, around $170 lah, i know super ex, thats why hope got any kind soul can get for me. Haha.

Various thoughts

Last weekend actually wanna blog about many thoughts, but never bring laptop home, so got no com to use. First i wanna scold myself for refusing to change. I know my studying method is very wrong, yet i never change, even after i told myself to change since year 2. For those who dunno, my studying method is to study at the very last minute. Since the paper is on friday and i got monday to thurs to study, i will only managed to study on thurs. Monday i will relax, watch tv, tuesday i will wan to study, but instead went to play game, wed will have some tv show that i wanna watch and never study, until thurs then i will gan jiong and study until into the wee hours, leaving me only a few hours of sleep. Even though this method is totally wrong, i managed to score relatively well, i got such luck, until last thurs when this method totally backfired. I flunk my quiz, i really hate myself lah, always like that, but i hope this failure can push me to work harder in future quiz and exams. Really must work hard le.

2nd thing i wanna say is i'm always very misleading. Always make people get the wrong ideas of things. Even if i like this ger, i wun treat her nicely, i will ka jiao her, disturb her, tease her and make her unhappy with me. Always like that one. I wun dare to talk to her in public leh, the most is just a hi. But in private, i long to talk to her, yet difficult to find topic, can only ka jiao her and make her tu lan with me. Like that how to make her like me? Stupid loh. Yesterday someone told me, i dun really like someone like i can totally click with her and see past her flaws. Very true loh. For those who know me, my past gfs got standard one loh, quite high actually, too good for me le, maybe that is why none last. Then even my sis told me on sat that she has faith with my standard, told me not to disappoint her. Haha. I admit i used to think if this girl that i like meets the standard, i dunno how to answer that. But i began to look past that, i find myself longing to be with her, does that mean this is love? I last time believed that 情人眼里出西施。In the beginning, i dun find her attractively, but the more i see her, the more i wan to see her. Sometimes i will go and look at her picture, sick man, machiam like some psycho, but just see only lah. I must stop to treat her badly le, cannot tease her anymore, but like some said, i got no chance, never mind loh, i like her doesn't mean it has to be reciprocate.

The last thing i wanna say is someone important birthday is coming. Haha, that important person is none other than me. Quite sad actually, dunno why this year so many people got special celebrations done by their friends for them. I myself plan a few for friends loh, but i wun receive such celebrations one loh, except last year, got quite a pleasant surprise. The past years i tend to compare and made myself unhappy, but this year i grow up le, wun compare anymore. Just a birthday wish is enough for me. I wun review the actual day, dun wanna get sabo. Haha. For those who know the day, i got some birthday wishes, if you wan get me gift, dunno what to get, these are the things i want:
1) Digital Cam (but not impt, my sis getting one, can kope hers)
2) Man U jersey
3) England rugby jersey
4) A gf?
5) New handphone (K850I haven come out yet)
6) Raoul shirt ( i got a $50 voucher, but not enough to get a shirt, maybe someone can top up?)
7) A good ear piece for mp3.
8) Good grades (this one have to depend on myself)
9) Car (Biggest wish since i got licence, but have to wait 3 more years until i go work bah)
10) Cash is always good.
Last year the most sucky one, no one got me any significant gift. Got a $40 kusinbo voucher, but no one to go with leh, this type of thing, give me only after i got gf leh.

Thats all le, i must go study le. If see me online, scold me, made me study!!!

Weird Day

Today is such a weird day, within a few hours in school, i met 4 weird people. Ok, maybe 5, one is every Monday i surely see one. First 2 was when i was in HSS library, i was using the com, when 1 guy came up to me and asked if i can let him use the com, cos he need to print something. Ok, that is not weird, the weird thing is in HSS library, if you wan print something, you can use a common com beside the printer. Ok, still not really weird, but he can ask anyone else, instead he chose me. I was sitting the most inside lah, he need to get past a few people to get to me loh. Ok, not weird, cos maybe he see i good to bully. The weird thing is when he was asking me, he keep aum chio (smile secretly) lah, wah lao eh, weird right?

I was also about to leave, so i let him use loh, then i went to print my notes, but then i realised i forgot to print 1 note, so i dun wanna get to that guy again, so i used the common com. It was there that i met the 2ns weird guy. He was having trouble using the com to print, ok not weird, even though this is NTU and it is already the middle of a sem, this may be the first time he print something, so he dunno how to do it. Being the hao ren that i was, i offered my help lah, told him how to do it. He then stared at me as if never see hao ren before loh, but he still accept my help lah. After choosing the files he wanted to print, normally people would go to the printer to print what, but instead he went inside the library, not wanting to print anymore. WTH lah, he took damn long loh, waste my time waiting for him to get done, then he dun wan print. WEIRD GUY!

This 3rd one i think is the weirdest of them all. I went to toilet after having my lunch, then inside the toilet, got 1 guy. He just keep staring at the urinal as if inside got treasure map lah. He was not peeing lah. Then when he realised got people inside the toilet (i.e. me), he then kei kei walk around the toilet. The toilet how big only, he act as if he was in a shopping center. Ok, not very weird, then when i was done, he then move back to that urinal to look and appreciate at that piece of "Da Vinci Art piece" (i.e. urinal). Weird right? Maybe is a crazy guy.

The 4th one is the usual one that i saw every Monday. He was a professor of mine lah. Super weird guy, 3 hours seminar, he always waste the first 2 hours talking cock, praising us as if we were geniuses. Crazy guy, every seminar without fail, he will waste our time, today as usual, he talked cock again, talk about LKY, say what can any singaporeans speak up, our whole class singaporeans lah. And he thought he was funny, but the truth is he speak poor english until it is so difficult to understand what he is trying to say. NTU got so many such lousy english-speaking professors lah. Waste our school fees only, in the end also rely on ourselves to study.

The last one is when i was on the way back to my room, after i got down the shuttle bus, got this guy behind me, then i heard him talk to himself, i thought he was on the phone, so bo hiu him. He then overtake me, then i saw he was talking to himself lah, no phone, no earpiece, no bluetooth. NTU too stressful liao, so many people go crazy le. HAHA, is my turn coming soon?