Rainy Christmas!

Merry Christmas!!! I'm sure there will be people who wondered how come over already, then I say. Well, for those who dunno me, is cos i'm like that, since i definately won't be the first to say merry christmas, i want to be the last. Haha, sorry about tat!
This past week very tiring, especially for my legs. I had been working as a salesman, selling branded, super expensive women's clothings. Have to stand whole day, hence super tired. It was there that i finally know the real world out there: how rich people can be. People would spend a few thousand on a simple top lah, siao one loh. For me, unless i'm earning like 10k per week, if not, i most definately wun spend like tat lah. But very fun lah, can see all kinds of people, especially pretty gers, haha. There is even this crazy woman lah, she is like very fat lah, but she keeps thinking that she wears size SMALL, then keep wanna try. Heard that she would roll up the skirt instead of zipping and wear at her thigh when it is suppose to be at the waist. Funny sia!
Anyway, this entry is about the rain. This month very rainy lah, rain almost everyday. Then juz now i suddenly thought of one thing. How come ah, when people have appointments, when it is a sunny day, if one is late, one would be reprimanded and is seen as wrong. However if it is a rainy day, if one is late, it is deem as alright? Actually no difference right? If rain, take umbrella lah, where is the difference? Rain, then traffic jam? But if u dun drive, but takes the MRT, then no diff what. But rainy day is treated as a good excuse for being late loh. I wonder if sunny day can be treated as an excuse for being late.
For rainy day
Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Bo bian leh. Cos raining mah, i need to wait for rain to get smaller before leaving my place, if not sure kanna rain one
Boss: Ok Ok, go and work!
Maybe for sunny day also can use this excuse.
For sunny day
Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Bo bian leh, cos super sunny mah, i need to wait for sun to get smaller before leaving my place, if not sure kanna heatstroke one, u wan me to report sick meh?
Boss: Errrrr.... Ok Ok, go and work!
Maybe next time can try this excuse. Ok, got to go liao. Tml still have to work, sian.

PS: another reason why my christmas wishes is late is cos Raining mah, bo bian one. Who ask everyday rain, sorry about tat!

I'm getting fitter

Wah, this december damn siong for me lah. Especially this week, rugby training as usual was damn siong, but this time round, damn rough also. See my beautiful leg, become so er xin lah. On wed, i fell and got abrasion, then on thurs, dunno whose soccer boots studs ram into my shin lah, rough, but rugby is suppose to be rough. My whole body was battered as well, i was scratched by long finger nails, pinched, elbowed and knee-ed lah. But overall, it is fun lah, especially when i spin past Jiahao twice, haha, song!!! Then today i went to work as a coolie lah, i had to carry double decker bed frames up to 3rd floor alone. Siao lah, damn heavy loh, i think got 40 kg loh, then the bed frame is long, thus the only method to carry is by using arm as a pivot. SUPER SIONG LAH, even army also not so siong. 40 kg compare to my 60 kg weight, 2/3 of my weight loh. I managed to carry 4 times lah to 2nd floor, very good already hoh, my fellow temp workers only carry once each loh. Then juz now when i went to bathe, i think i saw the outline of a six pacs. Haha, i think by the end of the month, who knows, maybe i can get a nice 6 pacs. HAHAHA, dream on, ernest!

PS: last night i had a bed-time story before i went to bed, even though it derived me of valuable sleep time, it was very nice. Not the story nice, but the feeling of hearing a bed-time story nice. Hope can have it again soon, every night before i went to bed if possible!

Man are greedy

That day i saw this movie on channel 5 "a beautiful mind", it is based on the true story of Nash, the guy who come up with the nash equilibrium that i'm studying in school now loh. He got a nobel prize lah, but when he came up with his theory, he was a bit lunatic one loh. Wth, we have to study a siao guy's theory loh. What does this show? That genius can be misunderstood to be crazy? Ai yah, i think the moral of the story is that even a siao guy can win nobel prize, so normal people should not lose to him and work harder.
Anyway, now i'm going to talk about a theory, similar to Nash theory lah, all MAN are greedy. If you give a person $1, he will expect you to give him more money the next time. If you knew you screwed up for a paper, so u only expect a pass, but when u got it back and u got a B, you will start thinking that you should have score bettet loh, be greedy and wan more. Like for me, i got this normal fren, not close at all, never expect anything from this fren for my birthday, but when this fren celebrate my birthday for me, i start to expect more, expect a birthday gift from this fren. Even though at the beginning, i had never expect anything loh. See, human are greedy. Another good example is that when a guy is chasing a ger, even though the ger dun like the guy at all and wun like him one, but when the guy start liking another ger or have a gf, i'm sure the ger will be super buay song lah. If u are saying no leh, i'll feel happy for him, dun come and lie lah, inside her heart, she will surely feel abit bitter one, maybe she will even say wah lao, say like me, yet go after other gers, this type of guys so hua xin. See, all Man are greedy. Just like nash equlibrium, human will choose a better choice as human are greedy. Maybe i can call this Ernest's equilibrium. Nobel Prize here i come. Hahaha, ok ok, i know is impossible, but i have my right to daydream right? Sorry about that!

Words been misuse

I found that many people have the wrong impression of talk cock loh. It is talk COCK, not Cork. In hokkien, it means kong jiao wei. It is a form of vulgar language lah, but everybody is using it like it is something cool lah. It is not loh, so unless u mean talk cock, then i suggest everyone stop using it. U can use talk rubbish to mean what u are trying to say.

One more thing, gossip and rumour is deadly loh, recently heard alot about people been "scandalous", wth does that mean? I admit sometimes i also agree that the pair is damn ermmm "close" lah, but scandalous means having shameful behaviour lah, so if u use scandalous to describe the pair, its very inappropriate loh. Spreading news that a pair is scandalous will ruin the pair's reputation loh. Maybe they are just close friends (actually i personally think this reason is bullshit lah), or maybe they are just attracted to each other loh. But no matter what scandalous this word is damn wrong lah.