Holes theory

Wah, it had been 2 weeks since i write an entry, for those people who had been waiting eagerly for one, sorry about tat lah, now i shall write 1 theory i hear from someone today lah. I think quite true also, haha. But before that, shall show u all a pic. As those people who know me, i dun like to take picture one, why? Cos the effect always turn out NOT to be what i expected lah. You all should know what i mean.
This pic was taken to celebrate David's birthday lah. Very sweet hoh? It was a surprise party loh, but the sweet part was there was 2 cakes involved, 1 small one to bluff him that we very cheapskate lah, then i show up with a better one. Eunice thought of it one lah. Well the birthday celebration standard keep increasing loh, does this mean for the next one, i should expect more? Hmm, anyway, the next one is mine lah, hahaha. Oui, David, Eunice, Ah Gek and Fen ru, get my hint? Hahahaaha, but i really dun expect much lah, a birthday card can le, who ask me to be so suai, having my birthday during exam time, at a exam date somemore, suai lah.
Ok, now to the holes theory i cope from someone lah. Well, she told me that all the holes in our body will make us feel shiok, or 会让我们爽。 After thinking about it, quite true lah, firstly, our eyes, well, when its itchy and we rub, quite shiok lah, ok, so this one pass. 2ndly, our nose, ok lah, when we "dig for gold" very shuang loh, so ok, this one pass also. 3rdly, our ears, when we use cotton bud to dig, very shuang also. 4thly, our mouth, this one i dun really agree lah, she told me when we having sore throat and suck will feel shiok, will meh? I dun think so lah. But then i think, maybe true when we are eating, good food especially, well for me, when i eat salmon sashimi with wasabi, damn shiok lah, ok this one is true also, then she say kissing also will feel shiok, ermmm, i think muz see kiss who bah, if kiss me confirm shiok, haha, but not everybody will have this benefit, sorry about that. Next, our ass hole, well true also, when u are shiting, then the shit damn big lah, quite shiok also, hahahaha. Our sexual organ no need to explain lah, confirm shiok lah. So last one, our belly button, i consider this as a hole also loh, ok lah, when u try to tickle it, quite shiok also. So in conclusion this theory of hers is quite true loh.
Ok, thats it for this entry, oh, btw, i saw 陈凤玲, or Felicia Chin today, she is DAMN chio loh, wth, she is damn fair, i tell you, then the leg is so nice loh, fair and smooth(can guess), then her face, wah lao, damn cute and chio loh, fair someone, skin is fair also, well almost perfect lah, but too bad she is wearing heels and hence taller than me loh, too bad. If i remember correctly, she should be around my age, does anyone know her age? Ok, really, thats it already. Bye.

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A few days ago, i came across this video, damn funny i tell you, but come to think of it, it is a very scary thing if it really happens. http://www.youtube.com/v/UOoNBEusV08
This bring about my new theory, should we check the goods before we made the purchase? You may be thinking, what good? Well, the line means, should couples have a sextually active relationship before marriage? or should couples hanky panky?
Heard many people say before that, NO, we should wait until after marriage, then we can have sex, no pre-marital sex. That was about 5 years ago, when i'm in JC. Now in uni, fewer and fewer people appears to have this thinking. Now the more common thinking is, what the heck, we should do what we enjoy doing. If you ask any person, if they had been intimate with their partner before (ie: from anyhow touching to sex)? Most prob, their reaction would be to change topic immediately, especially for uni gers. I heard a fren of mine say this is cos, this topic is very sensitive, you would be judged by what you ans. Would people be charged by how they ans? When i was in army, all my army mates just say it openly loh, like where they do it, use what pattern and they seems to be quite proud of it leh. But my sec to uni frens, they all like shy shy one, dun dare say out. This brings me to my 2nd theory, should we be proud if we say we are virgins? Errrr, the "we" in the previous line means "people as a whole".

So, should we check the goods before we buy? Heard many people say that they dun do it cos scared of the consequences like getting pregnant. I myself think this is a damn stupid reason lah. There is this invention call condom loh, if u scared, use 2 lah. Not enough? Just 3 then. Haha. But protection is not 100% safe loh, so if u really rally ham jim then better not to try lah. Follow my good example. :)
Manypeople think one should not have intercourse, this type of thing muz preserve until marriage, then u will treasure it more. (really will treasure it more meh?) Heard from a fren that a couple must be compatible sexually, if not, surely cannot last one. So she recommend that we made sure that the husband to be muz be able to satisfy her, if not, she wun marry him. I think she is right lah, if really after marriage then find out not compatible, how? Divorce meh? But i am not promoting PMS here, i am only suggesting that a couple should make sure that they are compatible 100% before getting married, if not next time regret then jia lat already. Furthermore, S'pore the population declining, so we muz be double sure, AFTER marriage, we as singaporeans muz help to increase the s'pore population.
But really hoh, nowadays the youth are getting more open, i wun be surprised that i got a fren who tell me he/she is getting married soon, cos shot gun. But i thought virginity is very important, especially to gers, then how come nowadays the youth is engaging in such acts? Remember that chio bu in the porn clip? See she young young only, damn skillful sia, i really admire her skills loh, power one. (I think i saw her in orchard before loh, quite chio in person, although my frens think is not her lah, but i 90% sure. Y? ermmm... cos i got good memory? haha) Yah, i agree is not gers fault for doing it lah, most prob is guys fault, they will say if u love me, u will do it one. Girls, be careful of such guys loh, this type of guys are bastards. If they love u, they will say: No, we shall wait until after marriage. Ok ok, not likely if is the ger who initiate one, but guys who love their gf wun force it. But if gers initiate and the bf reject ah, i think got problem liao. Either the guy dun love the ger already, or the ger, erm, need to take a look at the mirror lah. I dun think all guys are what a fren of mine say: no need see face one, got hole enough, just take a towel cover face can already.
So in conclusion, i think hoh, this type of things shouldn't be forced to reject or accept, if the mood permits it, then do whatever you wish loh. But if u really scared to get pregnant or u really have no money, not even enough to have abortion, then better not lah, dun hurt a new life.

PS: i too lazy to write about the 2nd theory, next time then write. sorry about that! Dun get offended by this entry, tok cock only. Feel free to leave some comments, but if your comment is going to scold me, then better not loh, keep your offensive remarks to yourself.