Holes theory

Wah, it had been 2 weeks since i write an entry, for those people who had been waiting eagerly for one, sorry about tat lah, now i shall write 1 theory i hear from someone today lah. I think quite true also, haha. But before that, shall show u all a pic. As those people who know me, i dun like to take picture one, why? Cos the effect always turn out NOT to be what i expected lah. You all should know what i mean.
This pic was taken to celebrate David's birthday lah. Very sweet hoh? It was a surprise party loh, but the sweet part was there was 2 cakes involved, 1 small one to bluff him that we very cheapskate lah, then i show up with a better one. Eunice thought of it one lah. Well the birthday celebration standard keep increasing loh, does this mean for the next one, i should expect more? Hmm, anyway, the next one is mine lah, hahaha. Oui, David, Eunice, Ah Gek and Fen ru, get my hint? Hahahaaha, but i really dun expect much lah, a birthday card can le, who ask me to be so suai, having my birthday during exam time, at a exam date somemore, suai lah.
Ok, now to the holes theory i cope from someone lah. Well, she told me that all the holes in our body will make us feel shiok, or 会让我们爽。 After thinking about it, quite true lah, firstly, our eyes, well, when its itchy and we rub, quite shiok lah, ok, so this one pass. 2ndly, our nose, ok lah, when we "dig for gold" very shuang loh, so ok, this one pass also. 3rdly, our ears, when we use cotton bud to dig, very shuang also. 4thly, our mouth, this one i dun really agree lah, she told me when we having sore throat and suck will feel shiok, will meh? I dun think so lah. But then i think, maybe true when we are eating, good food especially, well for me, when i eat salmon sashimi with wasabi, damn shiok lah, ok this one is true also, then she say kissing also will feel shiok, ermmm, i think muz see kiss who bah, if kiss me confirm shiok, haha, but not everybody will have this benefit, sorry about that. Next, our ass hole, well true also, when u are shiting, then the shit damn big lah, quite shiok also, hahahaha. Our sexual organ no need to explain lah, confirm shiok lah. So last one, our belly button, i consider this as a hole also loh, ok lah, when u try to tickle it, quite shiok also. So in conclusion this theory of hers is quite true loh.
Ok, thats it for this entry, oh, btw, i saw 陈凤玲, or Felicia Chin today, she is DAMN chio loh, wth, she is damn fair, i tell you, then the leg is so nice loh, fair and smooth(can guess), then her face, wah lao, damn cute and chio loh, fair someone, skin is fair also, well almost perfect lah, but too bad she is wearing heels and hence taller than me loh, too bad. If i remember correctly, she should be around my age, does anyone know her age? Ok, really, thats it already. Bye.