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A few days ago, i came across this video, damn funny i tell you, but come to think of it, it is a very scary thing if it really happens. http://www.youtube.com/v/UOoNBEusV08
This bring about my new theory, should we check the goods before we made the purchase? You may be thinking, what good? Well, the line means, should couples have a sextually active relationship before marriage? or should couples hanky panky?
Heard many people say before that, NO, we should wait until after marriage, then we can have sex, no pre-marital sex. That was about 5 years ago, when i'm in JC. Now in uni, fewer and fewer people appears to have this thinking. Now the more common thinking is, what the heck, we should do what we enjoy doing. If you ask any person, if they had been intimate with their partner before (ie: from anyhow touching to sex)? Most prob, their reaction would be to change topic immediately, especially for uni gers. I heard a fren of mine say this is cos, this topic is very sensitive, you would be judged by what you ans. Would people be charged by how they ans? When i was in army, all my army mates just say it openly loh, like where they do it, use what pattern and they seems to be quite proud of it leh. But my sec to uni frens, they all like shy shy one, dun dare say out. This brings me to my 2nd theory, should we be proud if we say we are virgins? Errrr, the "we" in the previous line means "people as a whole".
So, should we check the goods before we buy? Heard many people say that they dun do it cos scared of the consequences like getting pregnant. I myself think this is a damn stupid reason lah. There is this invention call condom loh, if u scared, use 2 lah. Not enough? Just 3 then. Haha. But protection is not 100% safe loh, so if u really rally ham jim then better not to try lah. Follow my good example. :)
Manypeople think one should not have intercourse, this type of thing muz preserve until marriage, then u will treasure it more. (really will treasure it more meh?) Heard from a fren that a couple must be compatible sexually, if not, surely cannot last one. So she recommend that we made sure that the husband to be muz be able to satisfy her, if not, she wun marry him. I think she is right lah, if really after marriage then find out not compatible, how? Divorce meh? But i am not promoting PMS here, i am only suggesting that a couple should make sure that they are compatible 100% before getting married, if not next time regret then jia lat already. Furthermore, S'pore the population declining, so we muz be double sure, AFTER marriage, we as singaporeans muz help to increase the s'pore population.
But really hoh, nowadays the youth are getting more open, i wun be surprised that i got a fren who tell me he/she is getting married soon, cos shot gun. But i thought virginity is very important, especially to gers, then how come nowadays the youth is engaging in such acts? Remember that chio bu in the porn clip? See she young young only, damn skillful sia, i really admire her skills loh, power one. (I think i saw her in orchard before loh, quite chio in person, although my frens think is not her lah, but i 90% sure. Y? ermmm... cos i got good memory? haha) Yah, i agree is not gers fault for doing it lah, most prob is guys fault, they will say if u love me, u will do it one. Girls, be careful of such guys loh, this type of guys are bastards. If they love u, they will say: No, we shall wait until after marriage. Ok ok, not likely if is the ger who initiate one, but guys who love their gf wun force it. But if gers initiate and the bf reject ah, i think got problem liao. Either the guy dun love the ger already, or the ger, erm, need to take a look at the mirror lah. I dun think all guys are what a fren of mine say: no need see face one, got hole enough, just take a towel cover face can already.
So in conclusion, i think hoh, this type of things shouldn't be forced to reject or accept, if the mood permits it, then do whatever you wish loh. But if u really scared to get pregnant or u really have no money, not even enough to have abortion, then better not lah, dun hurt a new life.
PS: i too lazy to write about the 2nd theory, next time then write. sorry about that! Dun get offended by this entry, tok cock only. Feel free to leave some comments, but if your comment is going to scold me, then better not loh, keep your offensive remarks to yourself.
A few days ago, i came across this video, damn funny i tell you, but come to think of it, it is a very scary thing if it really happens. http://www.youtube.com/v/UOoNBEusV08
This bring about my new theory, should we check the goods before we made the purchase? You may be thinking, what good? Well, the line means, should couples have a sextually active relationship before marriage? or should couples hanky panky?
Heard many people say before that, NO, we should wait until after marriage, then we can have sex, no pre-marital sex. That was about 5 years ago, when i'm in JC. Now in uni, fewer and fewer people appears to have this thinking. Now the more common thinking is, what the heck, we should do what we enjoy doing. If you ask any person, if they had been intimate with their partner before (ie: from anyhow touching to sex)? Most prob, their reaction would be to change topic immediately, especially for uni gers. I heard a fren of mine say this is cos, this topic is very sensitive, you would be judged by what you ans. Would people be charged by how they ans? When i was in army, all my army mates just say it openly loh, like where they do it, use what pattern and they seems to be quite proud of it leh. But my sec to uni frens, they all like shy shy one, dun dare say out. This brings me to my 2nd theory, should we be proud if we say we are virgins? Errrr, the "we" in the previous line means "people as a whole".
So, should we check the goods before we buy? Heard many people say that they dun do it cos scared of the consequences like getting pregnant. I myself think this is a damn stupid reason lah. There is this invention call condom loh, if u scared, use 2 lah. Not enough? Just 3 then. Haha. But protection is not 100% safe loh, so if u really rally ham jim then better not to try lah. Follow my good example. :)
Manypeople think one should not have intercourse, this type of thing muz preserve until marriage, then u will treasure it more. (really will treasure it more meh?) Heard from a fren that a couple must be compatible sexually, if not, surely cannot last one. So she recommend that we made sure that the husband to be muz be able to satisfy her, if not, she wun marry him. I think she is right lah, if really after marriage then find out not compatible, how? Divorce meh? But i am not promoting PMS here, i am only suggesting that a couple should make sure that they are compatible 100% before getting married, if not next time regret then jia lat already. Furthermore, S'pore the population declining, so we muz be double sure, AFTER marriage, we as singaporeans muz help to increase the s'pore population.
But really hoh, nowadays the youth are getting more open, i wun be surprised that i got a fren who tell me he/she is getting married soon, cos shot gun. But i thought virginity is very important, especially to gers, then how come nowadays the youth is engaging in such acts? Remember that chio bu in the porn clip? See she young young only, damn skillful sia, i really admire her skills loh, power one. (I think i saw her in orchard before loh, quite chio in person, although my frens think is not her lah, but i 90% sure. Y? ermmm... cos i got good memory? haha) Yah, i agree is not gers fault for doing it lah, most prob is guys fault, they will say if u love me, u will do it one. Girls, be careful of such guys loh, this type of guys are bastards. If they love u, they will say: No, we shall wait until after marriage. Ok ok, not likely if is the ger who initiate one, but guys who love their gf wun force it. But if gers initiate and the bf reject ah, i think got problem liao. Either the guy dun love the ger already, or the ger, erm, need to take a look at the mirror lah. I dun think all guys are what a fren of mine say: no need see face one, got hole enough, just take a towel cover face can already.
So in conclusion, i think hoh, this type of things shouldn't be forced to reject or accept, if the mood permits it, then do whatever you wish loh. But if u really scared to get pregnant or u really have no money, not even enough to have abortion, then better not lah, dun hurt a new life.
PS: i too lazy to write about the 2nd theory, next time then write. sorry about that! Dun get offended by this entry, tok cock only. Feel free to leave some comments, but if your comment is going to scold me, then better not loh, keep your offensive remarks to yourself.
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