Weird Day
Today is such a weird day, within a few hours in school, i met 4 weird people. Ok, maybe 5, one is every Monday i surely see one. First 2 was when i was in HSS library, i was using the com, when 1 guy came up to me and asked if i can let him use the com, cos he need to print something. Ok, that is not weird, the weird thing is in HSS library, if you wan print something, you can use a common com beside the printer. Ok, still not really weird, but he can ask anyone else, instead he chose me. I was sitting the most inside lah, he need to get past a few people to get to me loh. Ok, not weird, cos maybe he see i good to bully. The weird thing is when he was asking me, he keep aum chio (smile secretly) lah, wah lao eh, weird right?
I was also about to leave, so i let him use loh, then i went to print my notes, but then i realised i forgot to print 1 note, so i dun wanna get to that guy again, so i used the common com. It was there that i met the 2ns weird guy. He was having trouble using the com to print, ok not weird, even though this is NTU and it is already the middle of a sem, this may be the first time he print something, so he dunno how to do it. Being the hao ren that i was, i offered my help lah, told him how to do it. He then stared at me as if never see hao ren before loh, but he still accept my help lah. After choosing the files he wanted to print, normally people would go to the printer to print what, but instead he went inside the library, not wanting to print anymore. WTH lah, he took damn long loh, waste my time waiting for him to get done, then he dun wan print. WEIRD GUY!
This 3rd one i think is the weirdest of them all. I went to toilet after having my lunch, then inside the toilet, got 1 guy. He just keep staring at the urinal as if inside got treasure map lah. He was not peeing lah. Then when he realised got people inside the toilet (i.e. me), he then kei kei walk around the toilet. The toilet how big only, he act as if he was in a shopping center. Ok, not very weird, then when i was done, he then move back to that urinal to look and appreciate at that piece of "Da Vinci Art piece" (i.e. urinal). Weird right? Maybe is a crazy guy.
The 4th one is the usual one that i saw every Monday. He was a professor of mine lah. Super weird guy, 3 hours seminar, he always waste the first 2 hours talking cock, praising us as if we were geniuses. Crazy guy, every seminar without fail, he will waste our time, today as usual, he talked cock again, talk about LKY, say what can any singaporeans speak up, our whole class singaporeans lah. And he thought he was funny, but the truth is he speak poor english until it is so difficult to understand what he is trying to say. NTU got so many such lousy english-speaking professors lah. Waste our school fees only, in the end also rely on ourselves to study.
The last one is when i was on the way back to my room, after i got down the shuttle bus, got this guy behind me, then i heard him talk to himself, i thought he was on the phone, so bo hiu him. He then overtake me, then i saw he was talking to himself lah, no phone, no earpiece, no bluetooth. NTU too stressful liao, so many people go crazy le. HAHA, is my turn coming soon?
I was also about to leave, so i let him use loh, then i went to print my notes, but then i realised i forgot to print 1 note, so i dun wanna get to that guy again, so i used the common com. It was there that i met the 2ns weird guy. He was having trouble using the com to print, ok not weird, even though this is NTU and it is already the middle of a sem, this may be the first time he print something, so he dunno how to do it. Being the hao ren that i was, i offered my help lah, told him how to do it. He then stared at me as if never see hao ren before loh, but he still accept my help lah. After choosing the files he wanted to print, normally people would go to the printer to print what, but instead he went inside the library, not wanting to print anymore. WTH lah, he took damn long loh, waste my time waiting for him to get done, then he dun wan print. WEIRD GUY!
This 3rd one i think is the weirdest of them all. I went to toilet after having my lunch, then inside the toilet, got 1 guy. He just keep staring at the urinal as if inside got treasure map lah. He was not peeing lah. Then when he realised got people inside the toilet (i.e. me), he then kei kei walk around the toilet. The toilet how big only, he act as if he was in a shopping center. Ok, not very weird, then when i was done, he then move back to that urinal to look and appreciate at that piece of "Da Vinci Art piece" (i.e. urinal). Weird right? Maybe is a crazy guy.
The 4th one is the usual one that i saw every Monday. He was a professor of mine lah. Super weird guy, 3 hours seminar, he always waste the first 2 hours talking cock, praising us as if we were geniuses. Crazy guy, every seminar without fail, he will waste our time, today as usual, he talked cock again, talk about LKY, say what can any singaporeans speak up, our whole class singaporeans lah. And he thought he was funny, but the truth is he speak poor english until it is so difficult to understand what he is trying to say. NTU got so many such lousy english-speaking professors lah. Waste our school fees only, in the end also rely on ourselves to study.
The last one is when i was on the way back to my room, after i got down the shuttle bus, got this guy behind me, then i heard him talk to himself, i thought he was on the phone, so bo hiu him. He then overtake me, then i saw he was talking to himself lah, no phone, no earpiece, no bluetooth. NTU too stressful liao, so many people go crazy le. HAHA, is my turn coming soon?
posted by Ernest | 4:19 pm
2 Comments:
blame-less:
maybe all ur cited weird ppl think u are weird lehz? lol..
maybe the first guy save a file on the desktop on that comp u are using under his login?
the second guy just checking wad to print... dats y give u weird look when u went up to help..
the third guy wanna see how the urinal works? cos he only has a toilet bowl at home..
the prof inspired by MM Lee's talk held recently?
lastly.. the fifth person is talking to something u cannot see? maybe he got a hamster in his bag lehz??
(comment long enuff le rite? ma fan!)
haha, funny comment. very long, good.
Ok, the first person told me that he wanted to get into edventure to print notes loh, so its not my com special.
The second person was trying to print lecture slides into handout format, but he dunno how to print 6 in 1 page, so he keep going into the print page and out lohm and the com he was using is for printing only leh, long queue behind him also.
3rd person, who the hell would wanna know how the urinal works? and he never go public toilet before meh? weird lah.
the prof always made weird comments lah, not cos inspired by MM Lee.
5th guy. Talking to hamster is weird already what.
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