Boring!!!
Currently i am working as a temp staff in Toa Payoh, very bored, no work to do one. So i shall write an entry and tell jokes that i heard in Australia.
First one:
Virginity is not dignity, but a lack of opportunity!
2)
Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45kg
3)
Q: Then what is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 mins
4) Do you know the origin of the word SHARK?
A: Imagine you are in the sea swimming happily, then you sense something is approaching you. "Deng Deng" "Deng Deng" You become very nervous. You then see a fin swimming towards you. "Deng Deng" "Deng Deng" Then as it gets closer, you want to shout "Shit", then as it got closer, you want to shout "Fuck", but nothing came out, then when it got really close, "Shark" came out.
5) This one quite insulting, but very funny. Scroll down if you won't be offended. But even if you do, SORRY ABOUT THAT!
Q: Do you know sexual position that creates the ugliest offspring?
A: Ask your mother.
First one:
Virginity is not dignity, but a lack of opportunity!
2)
Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45kg
3)
Q: Then what is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 mins
4) Do you know the origin of the word SHARK?
A: Imagine you are in the sea swimming happily, then you sense something is approaching you. "Deng Deng" "Deng Deng" You become very nervous. You then see a fin swimming towards you. "Deng Deng" "Deng Deng" Then as it gets closer, you want to shout "Shit", then as it got closer, you want to shout "Fuck", but nothing came out, then when it got really close, "Shark" came out.
5) This one quite insulting, but very funny. Scroll down if you won't be offended. But even if you do, SORRY ABOUT THAT!
Q: Do you know sexual position that creates the ugliest offspring?
A: Ask your mother.
posted by Ernest | 10:07 am
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